The Harry and Nancy Show

Introducing Operation Steel Gazelle A Smart, Multi-Slide Plan For Toughening American Security with Smartness. A tease:

HARRY: Don't worry Nancy - before we redeploy the soldiers out of Iraq, we will pass a tough new assault weapons ban in Iraq to keep these dangerous weapons out of the hands of civil war gangs. We will back it up with a roadside bomb amnesty program, and after-madrassa programs for at-risk insurgent youths.

NANCY: Sounds almost too, good to be, true. But there be must a catch!

Iowahawk has the rest.