From the IMAO political strategy these suggestions.. or add yours.
* "Because your only other choice is the Democrats."
* "We admit it; we have a culture of corruption. Help reelect us, and we'll cut you in."
* "No, seriously, are you actually considering to vote for a Democrat?"
* "Who needs a slogan; Dieblold will rig things for us."
* "Come on; we could burn down your house and still be a million times better choice than the Democrats."
* "We've gotten so fat and lazy with our power, we're not even going to bother with a slogan."
* "Whoever came up with the phrase 'lesser of two evils' is a genius."
* "Oh yeah... we do have to motivate you to the polls somehow. How about you elect us, and we'll consider doing something about illegal immigration?"