Hearing Haiku

If you missed the opening day of the confirmation hearing for Samuel Alito, it was mostly hot air from the Senators trying to look important. You could find the transcripts or watch the TV coverage. But here is a better idea. The Hotline has summarized the opening statements from the participants as haiku. All the substance and no hot air. Here is one example.

Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE)

You're Conservative
"We Can Pretend That's Not True"
But, Judge, Bro, it is.

The rest are here.