IMAO asks. Bloggers Respond.

THE "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" BLOGGER QUIZ from IMAO.

1. Who the hell do you think you are?
I will have to get back to you on that after I check with my wife.

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
Close. I double dip at the public trough.

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
You mean like a paper route?

4. Do you even read newspapers?
Is that what you do with them?

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Court TV, especially psychic detectives.

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Only the potbangers like John and Ken.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
No. There is just this buzzing in my head. Maybe it is the tinfoil hat.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
Conflict upsets me.

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
Not completely ignorant yet but I am still working on it. What is this passport thingee?

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Unnecessary. I was born in Missouri.

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
Been there. Done that.

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?
Are you talking about a botched facelift?

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Like I said, I was born in Missouri.

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
once again, I will get back to you when my wife gets home.