My 22 year old son passed along this from MySpace:
Try This in Mexico
1. Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no
liability insurance, and have an accident.
2. Enter MEXICO illegally - never mind immigration quotas,
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
3. Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
4. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
5. Demand free bilingual local government forms,
6. Speak only English at home and in public and insist
that your children do likewise.
7. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
8. Demand a local Mexican drivers license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your
unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.
9. Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English
to all its officers.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country
in the world except right here in the United States...
Land of those who want to take care of everyone
but American Citizens!
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, Please....go ahead and try all the
above in Mexico (and enjoy the prison there too...).